German Researchers Find That Staring at Breasts Leads to Healthy Hearts in Men

Don't mind me, Ladies. I'm just trying to maintain a healthy heart. German researchers studied 500 men over the course of 5 years. Half were told to avoid staring at women's breasts, the other half told to stare.

The result? The men who stared had healthier hearts, lower blood pressure and lower resting heart rates. The German researchers recommend that all men should stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.

I don't think it's the breasts in all honesty. The article dovetails nicely with other research that in essence says emotionally feeling good promotes better health.

Oh you Germans, what have ye unleashed??

Study: Staring at breasts increases heart health: MyFoxBOSTON.com