Alright, so talking to my web developer friends, they said nothing drives traffic more than SEX APPEAL.   You could just hear the ALL CAPS in their voice.    So, I'm like hmmm...unfortunately I'm not a big breasted woman on Youtube teaching people proper English grammar or how to fold shirts (yep, those videos exist).   And I'm not a sexy pexy guy either.   But then I realized...a-HA...I could do the next best thing and post a VIDEO of someone hot.  What ya think, eh? (taps brain).

This one's for the Lay-dies (Conan O'Brian and I refer to women this way). Here is Kip Winger, one of 80's rocks best kept secrets.